Lady Gaga “Bad Romance” Parody (featuring LORD Gaga).
The stuffed shark on a leash…can’t stop laughing.
Nov
24
2009
Nov
24
2009
Davis denied forcing the woman to have sex, but admitted in court that he used a “lock down maneuver” to pin her to the bed when she said she wanted to stop. He told the court he backed off when she kicked him, though he said he muffled her mouth with his hand when she began to scream after he demanded his money back.
US Marine Acquitted Of Raping Prostitute
Real quality quote from the guy’s lawyer: ”He is glad it’s over,” Macedone said. “It has been very stressful for him.”
(via spreadmagazine)
(via abbyjean)
So according to U.S. law, sometimes “no” means “yes,” and now we know that it’s not possible to change your mind during sex. Especially if you’re a prostitute being put into a “lock down maneuver” by a member of the U.S. military.
Nov
23
2009
Wait: so why do Foster Kamer's articles enrage people?
Responding with anger assumes that his pieces require or invite dialogue. They don’t. I’m not being sarcastic when I say that in his universe, “I don’t give a fuck what you think” is a valid response to even the most cogent rebuttal. Dude is not trying to convince you of anything. He is talking (writing) at you.
The tone of his articles/posts remind me of a certain cousin. I love this cousin. We have grown up together. But listening to her — whether she’s sharing good news or bad — is the aural equivalent of being garroted. “I GOT INTO GRAD SCHOOL, CAN’T STOP ME NOW, BITCHESSS” “Oh, that’s great, I’m really happy for —-” “HATERS TO THE FUCKING LEFT!” “…okay.” And I think it’s all right that some people employ a rhetorical style that is essentially a knee to your (fuckin) jugular, but…I’m old? And I find unapologetic hostility kind of wearying? So I just avoid things or people or pieces of writing that make me feel like I’m being assaulted. But I think, maybe intentionally, those kinds of pieces, ones that are more monologue than anything else, shield themselves from criticism because it seems so ridiculous to argue, as an adult, that “hey, London IS, TOO, AWESOME!” Does anyone really believe they could persuade Foster? His entire body of work is an encomium to the art of insult, not argument. (Not necessarily a bad thing, depending on what gets you hot.)
So, yeah, the outrage: why? Either you enjoy his gleeful viciousness or you don’t. But there’s no argument to be made.
Nov
23
2009
See? I can take care of myself all by myself. I’m not afraid to be alone, I know my way to go, AND I’m not afraid of Sharp Tooth… I hope he doesn’t eat any of you!
Oh, Cera, you are wise.
(Thanks to The Curvature for bringing this to mind.)
Nov
23
2009
I just think we should agree that some days, the Internet should be turned off.
I can’t read one more piece of constantly-updating information.
Nov
19
2009
The Sartrean subject and the subject of (Lacanian) psychoanalysis are bound together by a mutual, though unacknowledged, mortgage.
Cue “Odd Couple” theme!
There are like a billion better Zizek quotes you dilettante piece of trash!
Mom?!
I am your mother.
Okay, now that you’ve learned to use the internet, you’re going to be hearing a lot about something called Facebook. As you probably suspect, it’s a scam designed to get your Social Security number, even if you only put in your first name; in fact, most of your suspicions about the internet, based on alarmist local news reports and the 1995 film The Net, are correct. As soon as you receive e-mail, delete it without opening (just in case of viruses) and disconnect your modem because hackers are probably trying get into the webs to steal your password and clean out your bank accounts. But also, you may want to unplug the computer just to be safe.
Yes, I will call you on my way home and explain how to turn the computer off “without breakin the friggin* thing.” Love you, too.
*Edited for accuracy.
Nov
19
2009
The Sartrean subject and the subject of (Lacanian) psychoanalysis are bound together by a mutual, though unacknowledged, mortgage.
Cue “Odd Couple” theme!
There are like a billion better Zizek quotes you dilettante piece of trash!
Mom?!
Nov
19
2009
Auto-Tune the News and more, Barely Live, Tonight!
moth:
mdfsmash: Reminder: TONIGHT in NYC - live Auto-Tune the News, Obama Girl, and more! Come out! http://barelylive.eventbrite.com
Tom will be filming this! You all should go! Say the words “that’s boo!” to him! Tell him it’s from me!
(Sadly, I will not be in attendance as I have a bad case of My-Boyfriend-Will-Be-Working-At This-Event-The-ENTIRE-FREAKIN-TIME itis. Also, work.)
Nov
19
2009
The Sartrean subject and the subject of (Lacanian) psychoanalysis are bound together by a mutual, though unacknowledged, mortgage.
Cue “Odd Couple” theme!
Nov
19
2009
Is this dude freakin’ serious? What the eff would a class of children in Tanzania want with his stupid book? Also, I stole my caption from someone more talented than me.
Be prepared for the flood of Tanzanians shopping their “personal brand” here in the states, probably sometime around 2018. It’s brilliant if you think about it. “Lifecasting” will start in Tanzania and then spread to Kenya & Uganda and then so on and so on until the entire continent of Africa is Crushing It!!
Fuck man, can’t you people see the future?!
There was also this comment in response:
can’t wait until one of them is all grown up and says that they couldn’t have done it without you - have chills just thinking about it!
Which leads me to ask if there must be something, every single day, that makes me want to kill myself.
I'm Regina.
Mixing esoteric nonsense with pop culture is the most fun I will ever have.
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