Regina Cannot Explain It All

I almost never get explanatory messages for random Facebook friend requests. But this morning I did!

This is weird. we’re tumbr friends (or at least i follow you)- i routinely want to strangle you, but i never have motivation to construct a thoughtful reply to your self-important banter. anywho- on some other universe- i think we could’ve been friends. maybe still can. cheers.

I think you should find the motivation? Mostly because I’d like to avoid death by strangulation and I’d also like not to annoy the fuck out of people (to the extent that my personality will allow). Oh, and if you’ve figured out a way in which blogging is not self-important…I’d really like to hear it? Seriously.